09.01.06
Today’s News: September 1
This was always going to be a slow news day, but I will try anyway.
Boro’s Matthew Bates had to know what would happen with these photos. [The Sun]
Yes, there is absolutely noooo way I saw this happening to West Ham.[Sky Sports]
It turns out that Bristol City is just a front for a fight club. [Toronto Star]
UEFA will now punish imaginary card wavers with yellow cards themselves. [The Guardian]
Liverpool insist that Lucas Neill will soon be their property. Cue evil laughs. [BBC]